Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Mississippi Mud Cake

Mississippi Mud Cake

Apparently my grandma used to make this all the time. By the time I was around the standard was lemon Jell-O cake, pound cake, and homemade ice cream. But when someone finally made it while I was in college, I could see why it was my cousin's favorite ever.

Beat 4 eggs until lemony-colored. Add 2 cups sugar, 2 sticks melted margarine, 1 ½ cups flour, 1/3 cocoa, 1 tsp vanilla, 1 ½ cups chopped nuts. Pour into 9x13 greased and floured pan. Bake at 350° for 30 minutes. While hot, spread 1 medium sized jar marshmallow crème on top.

Frosting:
1 stick margarine
6 tbsp milk
1/3 cocoa
1 box powdered sugar
1 tsp vanilla
1 cup chopped nuts

Mix frosting and spread on cooled cake.

Cinnamin Swirl Bread

Cinnamon Swirl Bread

¼ cup warm water
1 package dry yeast
2 cups warm milk
2 tablespoons oil
2 tablespoons sugar
6 ½ cups flour
2 tablespoons cinnamon
3 tablespoons sugar

1. Pour water into a bowl, stir in yeast until dissolved.
2. Stir in milk, oil, and sugar.
3. Sprinkle in first three cups of flour, 1 cup at a time, until the flour’s evenly mixed.
Stir in fourth cup of floor until the dough is elastic. This part is really tedious.
Stir in fifth cup to make the dough stiff.
4. Knead on floured surface until smooth and unsticky.
5. Pour a little bit of oil into a bowl and put ball of dough in. Flip the dough over to grease it up like a piggie. Cover and let rise until doubled, about and 1.5 hours. Punch it down when it’s done rising.
6. Pull the dough into an oval and split it in half.
7. Mix cinnamon and sugar together. Roll each chunk of dough into a rectangle and spread cinnamon and sugar over the dough. Roll up each rectangle, staring from wide end. Seal the ends by squishing and pinching. Place each roll into a loaf pan.
8. Let the loaves rise for another 45 minutes.
9. Bake at 375° for 35 to 45 minutes, until golden brown.

...from a very old "Better Homes and Gardens" book about bread!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Pound Cake

Pound Cake

1 cup butter, softened
3 cups sugar
4 eggs
1 cup buttermilk
¼ teaspoon soda
½ teaspoon salt
3 cups flour
1 teaspoon vanilla or lemon extract
Lots of love

Grease and flour the tube pan. This can be a really temperamental cake. I usually combine the sugar and butter, then add the soda and salt and vanilla. Then mix in each egg one at a time. Then add the flour until it’s too dry to mix, then add the buttermilk and finish adding the flour. Pour into pan. Bake at 325° for 1 to 2 hours, depending on the oven. Top with berries and stuff.

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Corn Bread

Corn Bread

Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that…

1 ¼ corn meal
¾ cup flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
1 teaspoon salt
1 ½ buttermilk
1 egg
A lump of shortening or butter (Or bacon fat if you prefer)

Put the lump of shortening into a cast iron skillet and put it in a 400° oven.

Mix dry ingredients, the add egg and buttermilk. Mix well. Take skillet out of oven and coat the pan with the melted shortening. Drip the rest into the batter, then mix. Pour the batter into the skillet. Cook at 400° for about 20 minutes. Take it out and flip the bread. Put it back in for another 5 minutes or so, until the other side is browned.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Eagle Brand Pie

Eagle Brand Lemon Ice Box Pie

3 eggs separated
1 can of eagle brand Sweetened Condensed milk
1/3 cup lemon juice
2 tlbs sugar
Graham cracker crust

Whisk egg yokes, lemon juice and eagle brand together in a small bowl, Pour mixture into graham cracker crust. Whip egg whites to soft peaks, add sugar and whip to firm peaks. Gently spread the egg whites on to the pie. Bake at 350˚ for 10 min or until the meringue turns a light golden brown. Chill in the fridge for 1 hour. EAT.

...I assume this was found on a can of Eagle brand way back in the day. I honestly have no idea. All I know is members of my family either love it obsessively or hate it with a passion. Those who love it obsessively fight to the death over the last piece...after turning group solitaire into a blood sport.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Accidental Cookies

Accidental Cookies

One day while making chocolate chip cookies, I ran out of every single type of flour in the house. And by accident, they came out ridiculously awesome.

¾ cup white flour
1 ¼ cup whole wheat flour
2 to 2 ½ cups oatmeal
1 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
¾ cup sugar
¾ cup brown sugar
1 tsp vanilla
2 eggs
1 package chocolate chips
1 cup chopped pecans, or whatever nut strikes your fancy
Coconut, if you please

Put the oatmeal into a food processor and grind until you have a very course flour. Combine it with the other two flours, baking soda and salt. In a different bowl, cream butter and sugars. Add eggs and vanilla, beat until fluffy. Sprinkle in small amounts of the dry ingredients. The dough will be dry, add milk if it gets unworkable. (i.e. you think the mixer may break). Add chocolate chips, nuts and coconut. I usually use ¾ package chocolate chips, but use more or less depending on your preferences. Bake at 375° for 9 to 11 minutes.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Bird Nest Cookies

Bird Nest Cookies

3 cups rice crispies
1 cup shredded coconut
1/3 cup light corn syrup
½ cup brown sugar
¾ cup peanut butter
1 teaspoon vanilla
Jelly beans, m&ms, or some other egg-shaped candy

Bring the corn syrup, brown sugar, peanut butter and vanilla to a boil. Remove from heat and add the coconut and rice crispies. Roll into little balls, and then press a little dent into the center to make it nest-shaped. Put a few little candies in the middle to be the eggs. Almond m&ms are tasty (in general, but in this case specifically the cookies).

...from Ranger Rick magazine circa sometime in the late 1980s.

Bruschetta

Bruschetta

1 Medium tomato
1/3-1/2 cucumber
Fresh garlic, one or two cloves or to taste
Balsamic vinegar (apple cider vinegar works, too)
Olive oil
Basil
Bread
Parmesan Cheese

Dice the tomatoes and cucumbers into tiny little chunks, about the size that would fit up a baby’s nose. Using the seeds is your call; I don’t because I think their sliminess detracts from the finished product. Mix veggies in a bowl. Press or chop garlic and add to the veggies. Squirt in a few drops of balsamic vinegar and olive oil, just enough to cover the whole thing. Sprinkle in basil to taste. Serve with any bread you have on hand. My personal favorite is thinly sliced baguettes toasted with a little olive oil and parmesan cheese. It’s also good on bagels.

The above proportions are enough for one or two people. For a 8 to 10 person brunch, I used four tomatoes and an entire seedless cucumber.

Super tasty pub salad

Amazing Pub Salad

Lettuce (or spinach or salad mix or chard)
A pear or an apple (pear is best)
Fresh goat cheese
Walnuts or pecans
Croutons
Balsamic vinaigrette dressing
Dates (optional)
Smoked salmon (optional)

Wash lettuce, tear with your hands into small pieces and put in a LARGE bowl. Cut up the pear or apple into small chunks (about the size of a crouton or smaller) and add to the bowl. Crumble the walnuts/pecans and add to the bowl. If you are adding dates, pit them and cut them up and add to bowl. Crumble the goat cheese over the salad. The best way to do this is to take a fork and gently scrape the goat cheese from the package into the salad. If you are using smoked salmon, cut it up and throw it in. Add croutons. Add dressing. Mix everything around with a couple forks or salad tongs if you are fancy. Eat.

Note: the ingredients to this can get soggy. If you are preparing this for later or expect leftovers, put the dressing and croutons on individual bowl portions.

Feeds: 1-4 people depending on hunger, portion sizes, and willingness to share.

...from my older sister.

Cubed like cheese


Sometime in the 70s, or maybe 80s, I can't read the writing in the note, but in any case, my grandmother made cookbooks for my mom and my aunt full of favorite family recipes. She typed each recipe on a typewriter and pasted them into a recipe saver album with sticky pages with clear plastic covers. My mom's copy has been dilapidated since I started my baking obsession in the fourth grade. The page with our favorite chocolate frosting and Italian cream cake popped out of the rings long ago. The glue is no longer sticky and turned a brownish color. My mom always talked about retyping everything, but I beat her to it and revised it as a Christmas present for the whole family. I added some new recipes, scanned parts of the original, and threw in pictures. In the note in the original cookbook, Grandma Sis wrote a note, ending on "...at least it was made with love." I did the same with my update and considered my book a superscript two to her book. I started this blog to further spread my family's favorite foods (even the ones I hate) and get new ones from people to try and cube my grandmother's book, because I've never forgotten that first time she let me crack the egg for the oatmeal cookies. And she only snickered when it ended up on the floor.